Im not going to knock the people playing Five-Color Superfriends
Here's Mark's reply, on his personal blog, to a player disillusioned from the inclusion of Universes Beyond cards: I get asked a lot why Magic players stick with the game as long as they do, Mark writes
I have played it in two challenges, going 15-4 across the two
Looking at this card, it's definitely a little creepy and unsettling, but when you really look at it, and when you understand the lore behind how someone is taken over and converted by Phyrexian Oil, then it becomes far more terrifying - essentially, we see some poor soul trapped beneath Elesh Norn's iconic mask, eyes widened in absolute terror, as their body is taken over
Unfortunately, though the Happy Meals are targeted to try to bring the game into the hands of a younger generation, often these cards can become difficult to obtain due to the surge of adults who also want to get their hands on the top cards from the set
Look for terms like (Gym Battle) (City League) to identify the more competitive events