This is one of those cards which is made worse by looking at the flavour text, which reads: They call it stitchers anaesthesia, a spell to deaden the senses while the mad doctors begin their grisly work. That means that this person is not only alive, but about to be butchered and probably sewn onto a bunch of other people to make a Skaab Goliath or something
Along with being in the best colors for a lands deck, blue and green
With this card, you can turn your game into the classic elementary school pastime
If Rescue Retriever leaves the battlefield before combat damage is dealt to your other attacking Soldiers, they will take damage as normal
Sticking them on tokens furthers enhances that resiliency
The sorcery type line may seem like a downside, and it is, but Dragons Rage Channeler appreciates having good sorceries around for delirium