howard lyon mtg cards Harmless Offering Art from Eldritch Moon Set by Ashcloud Phoenix — Howard Lyon

The flavor text is a parody of one of the Twelve Steps of Alcoholics Anonymous (the second one, one believe) except that instead of a "greater power" it's a "greater power and toughness." 18

5 Stop painting your signature use a pen Your signature is your mark, its how you identify yourself to the entire world wherever your work is, its you

This card could definitely be higher with old Companion rules, but it sits at number five in its current state

Since a Magic card weighs about 1.8 grams , any card priced above $150 is technically worth more than its weight in gold

Any time a Cat attacks on your behalf, you can also pay three mana (1 colorless, one green, one white) to give it Trample and +X/+X for the rest of the turn

One of my absolute favorites