mtg arena historic card list Championship 12 @ Wizards of the Coast | Top 10 Sweetest Historic Decks

At the top of that list, we have Delirium

3-6 Uncommon cards

Creatures (37) 4 Meddling Mage 4 Noble Hierarch 4 Phantasmal Image 4 Champion of the Parish 4 Thalia, Guardian of Thraben 1 Kessig Malcontents 4 Mantis Rider 4 Reflector Mage 4 Thalia's Lieutenant 4 Kitesail Freebooter Lands (19) Spells (4) The printing of Unclaimed Territory stacked with Cavern of Souls, Ancient Ziggurat, and Aether Vial combine to give Five-Color Humans some of the most reliable mana in the format, despite absolutely bananas color requirements

8 - Emrakul, the Promised End Here we have the Flying Spaghetti Monster herself, Emrakul, the Promised End

It's pretty clearly a deliberate joke, because Wizards of the Coast virtually never gives reminders for basic evergreen abilities like vigilance or haste

Certainly Control Magic is more robust but for those requirements you have the more powerful options of Vedalken Shackles and Treachery