However, if they manage to do this you have comeback options
If you're really, really committed to making a game that offends the sensibilities of progressives, you could track down and buy the rights to F.A.T.A.L., which has rules for calculating anal depth and penile girth, or conducting sexual assault
Me : You just let me have a creature that I can play, attack with for several turns, and win
You could also choose Chandras Ignition to kill an entire table of players, since it makes a creature you control deal damage equal to its power to each other creature and each opponent
Okiba Reckoner Raid has a place in black aggressive decks, even if you don't care about the vehicle text on the back
Standard decks can also include 2-4 unsuited joker cards, bringing the card total to 54 or 56 cards