One of the interesting aspects of Modern as a format is just how important sideboard cards actually areif you look over the lists of the most played cards in the format, you'll see that it's littered with cards that show up exclusively or primarily in sideboards
She says I did a wonderful job but my Magnemite could stand to be more evenly round, and I tell her the cracks and dents give him character and help tell the story of his depression
Then when you cast a spell
You can use Marshadows attack, Revenge, in this particular context
Still, its got a place in the history of Magic and could theoretically see play again if the right spell comes along
A completely vicious evil looking clown whose "jester hat" tassels are actually eyestalks from the look of it, ending in almost Cephalopod-like eyeballs, which still gives the impression of jingly bells