Should you ever run into a situation where you can cast this in response to a Whirlwind Denial , please let me know
Aggro Aggro decks commonly use commanders that encourage battles or lead you towards playing multiple creatures
The Competitive mindset, as I understand it, is that anything goes and you are all trying to win the game
That's glib, but Quantum Riddler draws cards, attacks for four, and helps you topdeck when you're low on cards for very little (mana) investment
Of course the squirrel does care slightly for squirrels, so if you make a new squirrel token with the last ability, you get two instead
Tourach, Dread Cantor Tourach, Dread Cantors whole existence is just a riff off the classic Hymn to Tourach, and while the homage is spot-on, I'm not sure how many people wanted to run Hymn to Tourach in the command zone to begin with