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Urza's Contact Lenses is a parody of an already funny card, Glasses of Urza

So long as it doesnt get reprinted, any new go-wide Aura-focused Commander could easily drive demand

Conspiracy Unraveler Listed at: $5.00 While Conspiracy Unraveler is expensive, it pays off in the mid- to late-game if you have a full graveyard from self-milling

Although ward as a keyword wouldnt appear until 20 years later, the first experiment with this kind of effect was all the way back in Mirage

Equip Whenever equipped creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control

The only restriction is that they have to be cheap, but given how early this is set up, I think that's likely to be the case