Note that Stolen Uniform just says "target Equipment", not "target Equipment you don't control", so targeting an Equipment you already control is perfectly legal, and it simply creates a control-changing effect that doesn't do anything visible
As things stand, the most notable heavy-hitters from this year so far include Deadpool, Spongebob, and our furry friends
whenever Assembled Alphas is blocked by an opponent's creature, or blocks an opponent's creature, it does 3 damage to both the creature's controller and the creature that it blocked or was blocked by
Even just one Elusive Otter can be a consistent source of damage that can be strategically boosted to slip through opponents defenses
With at least five power on Jenova, you can put those counters on Sage of Hours to take another turn
The first is combat, or more specifically, commander damage