Both our segment and the CZ segment addressed the reasons Eternal Witness is overrated, but before I get into the reasons why you should run other cards over Ewit, I'm going to tick off quite a few reasons you should run it
Misprints, miscuts, crimps, alters, and/or foils will continue to be at least sometimes tournament playable in some form or another
Between enter the battlefield effects, triggered abilities, and other synergies, it's often the case that playing a creature provides an opponent with much more value than just the creature's board presence
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If people arent well prepared for burn, it can be a good choice even in big tournaments like Pro Tours
Onix can only cause 10 HP damage at a time, and it take 4 Colorless Energy to use Snorlax's Body Slam