goblin card mtg Raging Price Goblin Warrior Goblin Lackey · Vintage Masters

It doesn't immediately bring any specific decks to mind that will want this (except decks that care about 4 power, which this has), but clearing a player out works fine in my mind

The full Spongebob meme experience is captured here as he is perfectly placed to mock your opponent as their magic fizzles out and becomes useless

Double Take The common Double cycle from Unglued is pretty uneven

Buster Sword is costed as a Sword of X&Y

As a side-note, I looked up who Gwendlyn Di Corci is and, well, suffice to say that she's the sort of person who would really appreciate handcuffs

Radiant Lotus allows the player to sacrifice as many artifacts as they choose and gives them three mana per artifact sacrificed