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(6/13/2017) If two or more effects require a creature to attack different players or planeswalkers, such as that of this scheme and that of Gideon Jura's first ability, that creature's controller chooses one to fulfill

These two critters are looking formidable with their battle-ready poses and improvised weapons

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Squirrel Wrangler Squirrel lovers will go nuts for this one

Much like Crested Sunmare, this checks on everyone's end step, so find some ways to gain 5+ life at instant speed on opposing players' turns (or block and pump)