monk cards mtg 3x 1/1 Token - Alfie's Adventure by Alfie AA85 Fear never reaching the pinnacle.” —Narset Venerable Monk MTG - Eighth

Another 'group hug' card, but with a twist

The best solution to this is to add cheap removal like Lightning Strike

When it was originally previewed, all I could think of was but it doesnt stop the trigger from happening to your opponent, you just copy it

In addition to being adorable, Rescue Retriever prevents all damage dealt to other attacking creatures you control and puts a +1/+1 counter on each other soldier you control on ETB

The classic method is to use cost-reducers like Goblin Electromancer, Helm of Awakening, Semblance Anvil or the Medallion cycle

It gains menace and "This creature can't block" for as long as it's suspected