Let's start with the "Gamma Orb", from a set mostly known as "Gamma"
In metric terms, standard baseball card dimensions are 63.5 x 88.9 mm
I also couldnt successfully add any double-faced cards to my list, which might be by design given printing complications with DFCs
Where the binomial distribution tells us the probability of getting a specific number of successes with replacement (i.e., equivalent with shuffling your deck, revealing the top card, noting whether its a land or not, then shuffling again and repeating), the hypergeometric distribution takes into account that card draws are, in fact, not independent (i.e., telling us the probability of getting a specific number of successes without replacement, where cards arent reinserted into the deck after being counted as a success or not)
The real strength of this card is in its key ability - Collect Taxes, which forces each opponent to lose two lore if they have more lore than the player currently controlling Prince John, Phony King, whenever the card quests
Each attack forces your opponents to discard, and if they pitch lands, you get Bat tokens out of the deal