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19 Brion Stoutarm A Good Pitching Arm Is Necessary A 4/4 with lifelink for four mana, Brion Stoutarm allows you to pay one mana and tap him in order to sacrifice a creature, dealing direct damage to an opponent of the user's choosing equal to that creature's power

Wernog will let you investigate 1 + X when it enter or leaves the battlefield

One of those vintage format must haves and one of the original Three for One cards that are the origin of our company name

Consider Blistercoil Weird, Flameborn Viron, or Graveborn Muse

It's also worth mentioning that many of the drops are only worth slightly more than the cost of their drop