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As its name suggests, the theme of Outlaws of Thunder Junction centers around a group of villains planning a heist, using a clever mash-up of Western tropes and arcane magic

Commander Alania, Divergent Storm Whenever you cast a spell, if it's the first instant spell, the first sorcery spell, or the first Otter spell other than Alania you've cast this turn, you may have target opponent draw a card

Wind Spirit (Ice Age/Alliances) Often people lament about the good old days of Magic , where men had hairs in unimaginable places, and Black Lotus made Lotus Petal look like Jeweled Amulet

Storm, Force of Nature is notably flexible

Her speed and recursion make her one of the best Vampire Commanders MTG has ever offered for reanimator strategies she rivals even some of the best Dragon commanders in MTG for late-game dominance