Do some video game crossover action and wreck the table
At Proxy King we try to make our proxies as realistic as possible
You want to deal damage in increments of exactly 1, which is then amplified to 3 damage
When Petes initial plans fail, Minnie demands Musketeer bodyguards, and the inept janitors present Pete with an ideal opportunity to ensure his success: hell make our hapless heroes the Musketeer bodyguards and easily dispatch them when the time comes
Then the similarly costs one will get everyone to discard and draw five too, and it's also a "may", and then if you control your dork you can also give your spells flashback in your graveyard for mass recursion instead or both
Regardless, its a masterfully drawn image of a pensive, regretful Beast with the card effect brilliantly shifting from a giving, loving suitor to a vengeful, raging monster