Use cotton swabs to sparingly apply Elmers glue to the card
In green, Id want to be considering Kodama of the West Tree, who gives you a Rampant Growth every time a modified creature you control connects
Technically, you can attend a MagicCon as an alternative, but ticket, travel, and accommodation costs arent cheap
This is a seven mana Blue Artifact that you can tap to exile an Instant or Sorcery from a graveyard, and then you get to roll a d20
So, if a creature with double strike like [c]Blink Dog[/c] fights, it will only deal damage equal to its power once, not twice
If thats too difficult or lengthy, players can exchange real money for gems in the in-game store