With the poster maps at your disposal, the keep gets transformed into a home base that the players can run as a Bastion

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Its super flexible, you can flicker it for value, and it can even wear any Equipment you tutor up
putting it into exile prevents it from getting discarded
There are a lot of risks associated with putting +1/+1 counters on Creatures, but that doesnt mean you shouldnt try and do it
But the most painful groan, in my opinion, is the internal groan you feel when other players groan too much about fair and necessary interaction