Our decks will feel at home anywhere - at any table with any players - for years to come
Of course, not losing once is ultimately just another form of lifegain and isnt really worth a four-mana investment, but the way the card reads gives it a wow factor that will make people want to play it
It also means your opponents basically can't block you, and abilities from opposing creatures can't target yours
Hmm, I guess the joke doesnt work as well here
Even though the Stomp side may feel weak when being pointed at the face, if you have two prowess creatures in play, thats four damage
You can pay one black mana and sacrifice another creature to have a player mill three cards, which is cool, but you can also pay one life to add one colorless mana which can only be used to cast spells from your graveyard