Temporarily steal a permanent Blue gets to permanently steal permanents (usually creatures) but red gets to do it temporarily
Elesh Norn, Mother of Machines This five-drop 4/7 legendary dork has vigilance, which is better in multiplayer since you can swing at the open player without opening yourself up to multiple counter attacks from everyone
As you draw cards you gain 2 life each time
As an added bonus, the equipped creature cant be blocked by creatures with a power of 2 or less, and legendary creatures can equip it for only 2 Mana as opposed to the 7 it requires for normal creatures
(I'm writing it a bit earlier because the rest of the year is pretty tight and I wanted to make sure I got a chance to do it.) Also, Unhinged is thirteen years old, so if you haven't gotten any of the jokes by now, I can't feel guilty revealing them
Then you draw X cards and lose X life, where X is Chittering Skullspeakers intensity