(Whenever a creature with myriad attacks, for each opponent other than defending player, you may create a token copy that's tapped and attacking that player or a planeswalker they control Exile the tokens at end of combat.)
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When he gets staked, he gets to have a nap in his coffin, turning into an artifact that pops out 1/1 vampire tokens (not sure how they all fit in that thing) for three turns, then transforming back into his creature form
I also recently had a cool game in Legacy where my opponent had a Sanctum of Prelate on one and a Thalia, Guardian of Thraben in play, while I had a Dress Down and Swords to Plowshares in hand with five lands in play including a fetchland
The Remora was also used in Extended for a little while as a sideboard card against Pox decks
Now, she has learned to defend herself and others, and she works tirelessly with the Mirran resistance, caring for its people any way she can