Living Weapon from Scars of Mirrodin Block solves that potential problem
Creatures (5) Lands (14) Spells (41) 4 Brainstorm 1 Fastbond 2 Mana Drain 1 Vampiric Tutor 1 Mystical Tutor 1 Yawgmoth's Will 4 Duress 4 Force of Will 1 Demonic Tutor 1 Time Walk 1 Ancestral Recall 1 Red Elemental Blast 4 Gush 1 Cunning Wish 4 Merchant Scroll 2 Misdirection 1 Black Lotus 3 Opt 1 Mox Emerald 1 Mox Jet 1 Mox Ruby 1 Mox Sapphire Sideboard Gush has been restricted and unrestricted more times than most, and when it has been legal, it has been extremely busted with Fastbond
Ideally, you can drop this trick on an unblocked attacker for extra damage in an aggressive deck
Taborax, Hope's Demise This 2/2 flying three-drop has lifelink with enough counters on it, and then when your nontoken stuff dies you'll toss one here
Ive been championing slamming augmentations on my creatures for quite a while, and Im stoked for this new take on disturb, particularly because theres no longer such a card-disadvantageous risk
It's also a Food artifact, so now you know what combos to play with it
