Jetmir counts himself (which so many creatures dont seem to do these days), so thatd be a 6/4 vigilance creature on the third turn
Maha, Its Feathers Night is a five-mana 5/3 with a Ward cost that forces opponents to discard a card if they want to target it
It's sad, I know, but it needs to be done for the deck to improve
And, unless you have an option to get him to a location for free, he has to survive, most likely, another turn until you can send him to a place where he can hide out
Of course, building Death and Taxes on a budget means we are missing some key cards common in non-budget builds, like Aether Vial and some rare lands
Tahngarth, First Mate is our last general for the day, but at least were going out with a bang