That first milestone is table stakes for the Pro Tour
If there aren't eight or more cards in your graveyard at that time, the ability won't resolve and none of its effects will happen
And the card has since been erratad to be clearer in how the whole thing works, with its power and toughness considered 1 plus twice the number of age counters instead of last paid cumulative upkeep. None of this is interesting
You could also choose Chandras Ignition to kill an entire table of players, since it makes a creature you control deal damage equal to its power to each other creature and each opponent
Up and Away Creature (23) Backup Agent x3 Dreamshackle Geist Extraction Specialist Hullbreaker Horror Inspiring Overseer x3 Nebelgast Beguiler x2 Seven-Tail Mentor x3 Stormrider Spirit x2 Unholy Officiant x2 Welcoming Vampire Wretched Throng x4 Instant (7) Fading Hope x2 Kill Shot x2 Serpentine Ambush x3 Sorcery (1) Artifact (2) Brute Suit x2 Land (27) Island x11 Plains x12 Tranquil Cove x4 The Azorius deck from the same kit fairs a little better
Pink, green, yellow, and blue neon ink foil colorful chocobos appear at the same rate in all languages of Collector Boosters
