The Whisperers call me Michael Celani, and Im here to tell you that if youre looking to dress up in creepy robes and hawk fanatic dogma at unsuspecting people, you no longer have to attend Star Wars conventions
Some people will say that kills the card, but Im not shrugging off a hasty creature that can add an extra 20-40 damage to your swing out of nowhere
If you have any ways to Spark Double and/or give this Haste, it should close out a game pronto
Late game, this card will give you a steady stream of 3/3 artifact tokens
When it swings, each other opponent gets attacked by a copy of that dork, which is pretty good
Secondly, if you have two spare mana at the end of an opponents turn, hey, why not gain those two life