Youre sitting behind a DM screen, waiting for your players to show up, miniatures and maps and notes arrayed in front of you
The latter is Instant speed, three mana, and only legal in eternal formats
Carnage Tyrant The card for green players who are sick of facing control decks, Carnage Tyrant is a big ol' dinosaur who takes no prisoners, and shrugs off counterspells and removal alike
I estimate that we crossed the million mark with the release of Outlaws of Thunder Junction , Magics 100th expansion (a term that doesnt include core sets, etc.)
Both protects your board and ends your opponents
Sorry 19th century physicists, you just weren't forward-thinking enough