Until then, may you find a job worthy of its own Top Ten list
The first will force the targeted foe to draw three and discard three at random (good for discard punishing decks like Megrim), sacrifices a non-token artifact (not a Treasure, Clue, Blood, or Food), and the Balor shoots them for the damage to the cards in their hand (nice)
Urza, Lord High Artificer Well, look at that
The respective typal players are going to love these
Questing Phelddagriff essentially does all the same things as its Hippo brethren, but is a little less optimal in the protection department
At the start of each end step, you get to make 1/1 Rat tokens that are effectively Relentless Rats equal to the number of creatures your opponents control that were exiled that turn