Etali, Primal Storm is tailor made for this sort of situation, granting you a similar amount of value as Pako and Haldan without having to spend any mana to get the cards
For example, you can cast a creature with madness if you discard it during an opponent's turn
Resto blocks, attacks, holds equipment, wins games, kills planeswalkers and generally does all the things you want creatures to do fairly effectively and this is all just being a 3/4 flier with flash
Creature - Wall Color tag templates(None) Wall of Razors Defender (This creature can't attack.) First strike Creature - Wall Color tag templates(None) Wall of Resistance Defender (This creature can't attack.) Flying At the beginning of each end step, if this creature was dealt damage this turn, put a +0/+1 counter on it
For example, here on Jundthe green, black, and red piece of Alara that brought us the There's also another ability that's next to this symbol and talks about chaos ensuingwe'll get to that in a second
The problem after that is the low power and thus low relevance of the other abilities
