Assassin or pirate typal, vehicles and artifact-matters, affinity for artifacts you can do it all
( can be paid with either or 2 life.) Back Compleated Conjurer Creature - Phyrexian Weird When this creature transforms into Compleated Conjurer, exile the top card of your library
He doesnt even have to hold the sword or axe or lance or creepy living Phyrexian thing
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Here are a bunch of cards that are currently over $3 that can make the deck even better (but still janky!): Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth + Cabal Coffers for amazing ramp, Godless Shrine, Temple of Silence, Boseiju, Who Shelters All, Ancient Tomb, Scrubland, Fetid Heath, Marsh Flats, Strip Mine, Wasteland Lands: Mana Crypt, Mana Vault, Grim Monolith, Black Market, Thran Dynamo, Gilded Lotus Ramp: Vindicate Flexible Removal: Toxic Deluge (extremely good here), Wrath of God, Damnation, Black Sun's Zenith Board Wipe: Erebos, God of the Dead, Necropotence, Ad Nauseam Card Draw: Sun Titan, Yawgmoth's Will Recursion: Demonic Tutor, Vampiric Tutor, Beseech the Queen, Enlightened Tutor, Academy Rector, Idyllic Tutor, Weathered Wayfarer Tutor: Mirror Universe (the best life swap card for the deck), Platinum Angel / Phyrexian Unlife (keeps us alive during combos), Hatred (controlled lifeloss and potential win with commander damage) Combo Pieces: Finally, here's a sample list of the deck with no budget, while still sticking true to the jank goals: That's All, Folks

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