Gimli of the Glittering Caves will naturally grow over the course of the game, and double strike allows it to make up to two Treasure tokens when dealing damage to a player
Thunderspeed Summon X SPELL Quick-Play During the Main or Battle Phase: Immediately after this effect resolves, Normal Summon 1 Level 10 monster, or, if you control "Queen's Knight", "King's Knight", and "Jack's Knight", you can apply this effect instead
Exile Praetors Counsel
Dragonmaid Downtime X TRAP Continuous You can target 1 "Dragonmaid" monster you control, then activate 1 of these effects
But while a fascinating amount of time in the announcement was devoted to the sheer tactile act of tearing packets open, there's also an actual game in there as well, a seemingly sleek and snappy interpretation of the classic schoolyard argument-generating experience
I decided to take the daring challenge of turning this around and give Exodia a real niche without it being too nutty