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Nezumi Shortfang to Stabwhisker of the Odious: Its great to get your opponent to have no cards in hand, and there are many other cards that can help you do this in a few turns

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Fischer Moonfolk is a creature type

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It costs four less mana, but it only puts a -1/-1 counter on one creature when it enters the battlefield

But no, instead we get a bunch of random cycling cards with weird shenanigans attached