joke mtg cards I made a cycle of around "yo mama" jokes : r/custommagic This MTG Card Is Too

Gramma Tala - Storyteller If you believe ramp is the way to go, and 002-119 isn't that important against agressive match-ups, you could run this card instead

Both focus on the amass mechanic to create an Orc Army token, with Sauron giving you a one-time amass orcs 5 and Saruman letting you amass for each noncreature spell you cast

Alisaie Leveilleur + Alphinaud Leveilleur This partner with pairing (ranked together because you should never run them solo) sets up a strong control game plan

Never have been, and yet The Infamous Cruelclaw makes me look at my pile of Rakdos bulk and question if I can accomplish the impossible (for me)

, Sacrifice a Food: Target creature gains indestructible until end of turn

Bruse Tarl, Boorish Herder looks like the Overly Manly Man meme, and making a deck with all the ridiculously macho cards could be funny