But you need your cantrips to find creatures, so hoping they do double-duty to find lands as well has worked out well enough for me in playtesting
As Hecteyes's ability resolves, the next opponent in turn order (or, if it's an opponent's turn, that opponent) chooses a card in hand without revealing it, then each other opponent in turn order does the same
You can argue it protects itself with the +1, but only if your opponent has a single creature (and no other way to hit a Planeswalker off the board), and it doesn't even get reliable Deathtouch
Im pleasantly surprised as it means to expect the unexpected
While it doesn't give all your creatures haste, one thing to remember is that most decks often only need to give one new creature haste per turn, which means this basically gives all your creatures haste most of the time
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