Expect some weird stuff like dice, dexterity, and even the way you talk and behave to interfere with the game
7 mana 5/5 hexproof lifelink, draw 3 and your opponent will probably have to sac at least 5-10 permanents
You set it on a repeating schedule every 1, 2, 5, 15, 30, or 60 minutes and walk away
You'll break her with sacrifice bodies like Spore Frog to sac and prevent damage and then recurring your end step for free to the battlefield if the dork's mana value is equal to or less than your experience counter count, otherwise it'll head to your hand
The delay has meant that some physical cards have already been shipping with Pokmon Trading Card Game Live branding: the developer says "Though Pokmon TCG Live is not available at this time, please know these cards are still redeemable in Pokmon TCG Online." Pokmon is a bit of an odd one when it comes to PC: we don't get many 'official' products outside of the TCG, but the series is so beloved that modders don't let that stop them (though sometimes the lawyers do step in)
Ondu Spiritdancer is another copy-effect, like we recently saw on Calix, Guided by Fate