With five main monster zones, you can fill them up without hitting zero life points
The five-drop vampire has Flying and Ward, and when it deals combat damage to a player, Westgate Regent gains that many +1/+1 counters on it
Well thats fine, because to put more icing on top of this overpowered cake, they even have a Mekk-Knight link monster whose effect makes any Mekk-Knight incapable of being destroyed by OR EVEN TAKING BATTLE DAMAGE from any monster that isnt in the same column as it is
Humans you control have each of the chosen abilities
Seriously though, we really should unban Splinter Twin, which holds the record for least logical banning of all time, based on the justification of shaking up the Modern meta for a Pro Tour (Remember when those were a thing?) to get people to watch coverage (Remember when that was a thing?) for a paper Modern tournament (...)
Tasigur, the Golden Fang Tasigur, the Golden Fangs size as a 4/5 for potentially 1 mana is already good, but the fact that it has built-in card advantage is what seals the deal