If it isn't a creature, it becomes a 0/0 creature in addition to its other types
Creatures (34) 1 Solemn Simulacrum 1 Merfolk Looter 1 Doomed Necromancer 1 Eternal Dragon 1 Karmic Guide 1 Ronom Unicorn 1 Necrotic Sliver 1 Mulldrifter 1 Shriekmaw 1 Wall of Omens 1 Reassembling Skeleton 1 Sun Titan 1 Sunblast Angel 1 Phantasmal Image 1 Murder of Crows 1 Baleful Strix 1 Ashen Rider 1 Burnished Hart 1 Cataclysmic Gearhulk 1 Cloudblazer 1 Curator of Mysteries 1 Champion of Wits 1 Hostage Taker 1 Meteor Golem 1 Plaguecrafter 1 Obsessive Stitcher 1 Hama Pashar, Ruin Seeker 1 Sefris of the Hidden Ways 1 Clay Golem 1 Radiant Solar 1 Phantom Steed 1 Midnight Pathlighter 1 Minn, Wily Illusionist 1 Nihiloor Lands (39) 7 Plains 7 Swamp 5 Island 1 Darkwater Catacombs 1 High Market 1 Dimir Aqueduct 1 Orzhov Basilica 1 Azorius Chancery 1 Terramorphic Expanse 1 Nimbus Maze 1 Arcane Sanctum 1 Esper Panorama 1 Exotic Orchard 1 Evolving Wilds 1 Command Tower 1 Prairie Stream 1 Sunken Hollow 1 Choked Estuary 1 Port Town 1 Geier Reach Sanitarium 1 Thriving Moor 1 Thriving Heath 1 Thriving Isle Spells (27) 1 Propaganda 1 Swords to Plowshares 1 Sol Ring 1 Fellwar Stone 1 Victimize 1 Lightning Greaves 1 Wayfarer's Bauble 1 Vanish into Memory 1 Forbidden Alchemy 1 Unburial Rites 1 Utter End 1 Necromantic Selection 1 Commander's Sphere 1 Despark 1 Arcane Signet 1 Dungeon Map 1 Minimus Containment 1 Bucknard's Everfull Purse 1 Immovable Rod 1 Component Pouch 1 Thorough Investigation 1 Rod of Absorption 1 Revivify 1 Arcane Endeavor 1 Extract Brain 1 Grave Endeavor 1 Wand of Orcus Running dungeons is sweet and the Dungeons of Death preconstructed deck gets you started in fine fashion
4 Hullbreaker Horror Waiting Just Beneath The Ice This massive creature can feel a bit like a win-more card, given its incredibly powerful effects, but Hullbreaker Horror will almost certainly never disappoint
Lightning Greaves Lightning Greaves helps you strike immediately and the auto-equip makes all your incoming creatures more threatening
Product Details As a historic permanent enters the battlefield under your control, it becomes a 7/7 Dinosaur creature in addition to its other types
Turns out basically every Equipment printed that was Constructed-playable operated on the principle of making all your random bodies into threats, especially your 1/1 creatures
