Because we wanted the "ass" pun in the name and throughout this set to always refers to a Donkey
Anyway, if you're interested in how to get ten plus judges to your table in under a minute, just try saying, "So how much life do I gain if I activate Chameleon Collosus nine times when my base power is 54 and I have double lifelink?" The answer took a few minutes
Shock on a creature is great, and Dragons are also great, so this card must be exceptional
Do that, and you're much less likely to waste your money on worthless pieces of cardboard
And Miles Morales/Ultimate Spider-Man gets a card that can protect itself, a reference to his cloaking power
It generates creatures that are boosted not only by itself but by filling your grave with Oozes of all types