Lapis Orb of Dragonkind enters the battlefield untapped, adds colored mana that has no restrictions on its use, and actively rewards you with a solid scry effect for casting Dragons or Changelings with it
You could give them genuinely useful things, double-sided effects which work the same regardless of who controls them, or any number of actively detrimental effects
Besmirch: multi-player version of Act of Treason , got it
We had a physical deck to pull from, but I love the percentile here that's been broken down to decide what card
As long as you can keep this for a couple of turns and you can draw into two or three more vampires, it should help you a lot
Sacrificing and dealing a damage makes blocking all the more infuriating