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What am I missing

Infinite mana and tokens in the first case and infinite tokens with lifelink and haste in the second

What kind of lesson plans do these professors have in store

I know that Golgari life gain is supported enough that this is less off-beat than some of the other decks proposed, but this article is already long enough without me including a section arguing for and against each of the options

Winning is a lot harder than it needs to be when playing for luck, and your enjoyment of the game will suffer the more frustrated you become

We've had 3-mana enters-the-battlefield critters that will blow out artifacts in green since Visions (Uktabi Orangutan)