Conclusion While you cant swing your creatures at yourself during combat, there are still plenty of ways to hurt yourself in Magic: The Gathering
Phyrexian Metamorph is a Commander classic, and its particularly useful here: since its an artifact, it synergizes with all of the payoffs in the deck, and you can tutor it up with Inventors Fair
Equipment can be attached to a creature as an action during your first or second main phase, not during combat or your opponents' turns
Ending in Exile Runic Repetition | Illustration by Svetlin Velinov Exile has been in the game since its inception, though not always under the same name
4 Ursula - Sea Witch Queen 208/204, Amethyst It's a bit of a shame that Ursula doesn't manage to top her own themed Ursula's Return expansion in value, but she comes close enough to it
To keep the party going, youll need to look for the Cabaretti mana smoothing cards Rakish Revelers , Cabaretti Courtyard , and Jetmirs Garden