Cavern-Hoard Dragon Chief: A 6/6 with flying, trample, and haste that can be cast for as little as two mana
Raubahn, Bull of Ala Mhigo A quick 2/2 for 2, Raubahn wants to join in decks with equipment and has protection in the form of a ward cost that gets nasty when he cheats a Colossus Hammer onto himself
Next, each opponent loses 2 life at the same time
The guest list includes new faces like Wreck-It Ralph and his pixelated pals from Litwaks Arcade as well as Anna, Elsa, and Olaf fresh from their most recent adventure into the Enchanted Forest
Then, for its fifth chapter, it gives all of your other creatures a +2/+2 boost as well as the real kicker, indestructible counters which stick around, making your entire team pretty tough to defeat
But yeah, it's a card that only goes in a Seven Dwarfs deck and that deck probably isn't going to be good