Once a creature with power 2 or less has been blocked, Escape Tunnel's last ability won't cause it to become unblocked
Leave it to Markus "Library, Mox, Mox, Mind Twist" Lundquist to have a plan
Well, it passes the combat test, having great keywords and a 4/4 body for four
They might be cooks, farmers, clerks, or guides, equipped with tools of their trade (give them fruit/vegetable themes, such as a trowel made from a melon slice
Well, according to the official MTG rules, tournament-legal Magic: The Gathering cards should measure 2.5 x 3.5 inches, or 6.35 x 8.89cm, however if you're creating novelty cards then there's no need to stick to the rules
The earliest example of such a card is Wrath of God all the way back in the first Magic set, Limited Edition Alpha