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So that's my list of the saltiest cards

Having to pay three life for every creature card you draw adds up very quickly

1 Quandrix Command

$2.99 Elas il-Kor, Sadistic Pilgrim Dominaria United $5.99 Pitiless Plunderer The Lost Caverns of Ixalan Commander Decks $0.99 Carmen, Cruel Skymarcher The Lost Caverns of Ixalan Commander Decks $5.99 Elenda's Hierophant The Lost Caverns of Ixalan Commander Decks $0.59 Read the Bones Magic Origins $1.49 Mirkwood Bats The Lord of the Rings: Tales of Middle-earth $2.29 Elas il-Kor, Sadistic Pilgrim Dominaria United $1.79 Cruel Celebrant The Lost Caverns of Ixalan Commander Decks $0.35 Bartolome del Presidio The Lost Caverns of Ixalan $1.79 Cruel Celebrant War of the Spark $0.59 Rite of Oblivion Innistrad: Midnight Hunt $2.29 Elas il-Kor, Sadistic Pilgrim (Showcase) Dominaria United Variants 0 results found

But there are obvious ways to see that

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