Top Ten Reasons Why I Am Lazy workplace humor Coincidence

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and a tiny chrome barb suspended in the void like a bad omen

This is for everyone who knows that “Live Laugh Love” was always missing a few steps—like all the ones that actually suck

Some people would rather spend the afternoon alone with a dog

old-school toughness

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