The clearest analogs are Shock and Sudden Shock, which are both red instants that deal two damage to any target, but Sudden Shock has a mana cost one generic higher and the second split ability
If this card was Special Summoned by the effect of an "Evoltile" monster, then is destroyed by battle : You can add 1 "Evoltile" monster from your Deck to your hand
Number Nine This card single-handedly prompts one of the most intriguing questions a Commander player will have to deal with: "Do I take the damage now, or do I block and make everything worse for me later?" Completely ignoring damage and converting it into +1/+1 counters, this creature has been a headache in Commander pods for years
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Every time you place a Fog Counter on a monster, it just gets another one
The fact that this is at Sorcery speed is probably the only limiting factor, but it's still a fantastic spell that belongs in any black deck and nearly any two-colored deck that is in black