So far, the closest thing we have is the 0-loyalty ability on Jeska, Thrice Reborn, which essentially grants the ability to any creature
When you move the less-rare cards from the bottom to the top, the last 2 cards you uncover become the rarest usually most sought-after cards from that booster pack
However, you get to choose how many effects are used, so you can keep control, so you don't hurt yourself more than your opponent
(6 Artifact When Contagion Engine enters the battlefield, put a -1/-1 counter on each creature target player controls
I hope you arent just getting through your week, but trampling through it
Sorcery Color tag templates(None) Sakura-Tribe Elder Sacrifice this creature: Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle