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Emotional Support Chicken ODDVAULT Better safe than soggy

SKU: 36667111310

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USD469.50 USD518.50

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Description

Better safe than soggy

Blast your arrival

The Rocker Steamroller was already spill-proof

and stalk your prey — all while looking like aquatic chaos incarnate

Perfect for the lone wolf who wants affection on their own terms—no texts

Emotional Support Chicken ODDVAULT Better safe than soggyToo emotionally unavailable to scream? Let the chicken do it for you. This 13" rubbery rage vessel squawks louder than your inner voice and stares into the void so you dont have to. Comes with a vest for official support, but lets be realthis bird is just here to vibe, scream, and silently judge your life choices with love.

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