beaded green dress Emerald Open Back V Neck With Rhinestones Fitted bodice with straight skirt Neckline This stunning olive green dress

And furthermore, what if this magical garment was available in literally millions of designs, covering every possible aesthetic and obsession known to humanity

Add pointed-toe satin heels and a beaded vintage clutch to complete the old-Hollywood feel

Strapless long prom dress

Fabric Satin (polyester blend) Silhouette A-line Sleeves Sleeveless Back Style Lace-up closure for adjustable fit Built-in Bra Yes, sewn-in support for shape Available Sizes US 216

Ellen DeGeneres already has requested overnight delivery of the dress, presumably for her show next week

Short Milano rib dress with DG logo: Straight neckline Sleeveless with adjustable shoulder straps Unlined Rear zipper and hook-and-eye fastening The piece measures 42 cm from the waist down on a size IT 40 The model is 175 cm tall and wears a size IT 40 Made in Italy External composition: 70% Viscose 21% Polyamide 5% Silk 4% Spandex