shiny dragonite pokemon card 24 holofoil pattern or surface detail) Mega Dragonite ex (JP) 126/193

Ive had a good amount of success with this green creature in elf decks, especially those using Rhys the Redeemed to create a large number of token creatures

Sanguine Statuette turns into a 3/3 Vampire with haste allowing you to cast and attack with this artifact on turn three for three damage if you wanted to

The only instruction you're given is to choose an opponent, and if the opponent can't follow the later instructions given to him or her, well, that's not your fault, is it

The stat boost is solid as well, as is the menace it gives

Finally, players flip a coin to determine who will go first, and then flip their active and benched Pokmon face up

Its less optimal, but it's allowed